Most of their stock is now sold out. But don't fret. The next sale is scheduled for the day following the secret rapture. You then hafta weigh up whether 7 years of utility is worth the outlay.
But as an added fringe benefit, you'll have a guaranteed countdown to Jesus' public appearance. The only mystery here is why the Bible is strangely silent about its timing. Stranger still is why the Bible erroneously asserts with breathtaking arrogance that no one knows the day or hour of His return.
Even a pre-schooler can work it out by simply adding 7 years to the date of the rapture.