Oh dearest sweet Iodine--in fact you do still love me...

Oh dearest sweet Iodine--in fact you do still love me--I'd nearly give up hope!! I'm am sure many would say I am in fact crazy to adore such a seemingly boorish lout as yourself, but They can't see the pure hart of gold and the desire you have for me. *adoring sigh* How could I have ever doubted.

I can hardly pull my eyes away from all the love and sweet nothings you write about me--I'm so glad you've come back to me!! I thought I'd lost you forever. And it only shows how clever you must be to try and hide it by seeming so annoyed and angry with all those delightful lies you say to cover your real feelings.

I know I should go along with the ruse. I know how it makes you feel so powerful, and loving me as you do surely would expose how foolish and twisted your feelings have made your horribly formidable but of course righteous judgement.

And such delicate thoughtful prose too--I really do inspire you! Am I perhaps your muse, after all?? (Fluttering eyelashes).

But I have a rival?? Surely it will break my heart if you want to love a fellow too! How could I ever compete--oh my dearest, tell me you love me only. Or I shall surely have to weep for days and days! Tweet