I really am not trying to be difficult. I like the sound of your zappers. I'll probably risk getting one of yours if maybe you'd be ok with fixing it if I did wreck it by pulling it off the table.
I do realize it's my fluffheadedness is the problem, so of course I'd happily pay to get it fixed. I've not tried to get the other ones fixed because it was just easier to get a new one, and I don't know if they would. You seem far more dedicated than the rest. Except the scada people seem like they might, but I haven't broken one of theirs. Blah.