"Everyone in your life --your wife, sons, daughters..."
Come on now, I am far too intolerant to have a family!
"YOU WILL BE A DIFFERENT MAN, A NEW MAN. Loving, caring, patient, kind, accepting, creative, open-minded, personally responsible, wise, observant, and incredibly APPRECIATIVE."
Thank you for the prophetic visions; but I trust that flushing does not make one foolish? If I am correct in my assumption, no amount of flushing will justify inflated plagiarism.