eva longoria: i have a theory why so many hot women end up divorced.

i am now confident to conclude this earth-shattering theory to the world. the question that many folks ask when they see these beautiful couples divorce so soon from their happier days, such as tony parker and eva longoria. i think it's simple. "a" grade women are lousy in bed. simple as that. smok'in hot women do not try to become the best they can be in the bedroom, and guys will stray. now, most of the guys aren't "a" grade lookers but "a" grade athletes, businessmen, entertainers, etc. it's rare to find both equal in the looks category. most are a christy brinkly/billy joel set-up or a eva/tony or a trump/what's her name. the guy's attraction is his ambition, his accomplishments. the woman starts out hot, then accomplishes.

stick with me on this because it's quite fascinating. i do not believe that upper level beauties put out the effort in oral sex that it takes to keep a marriage hot or simply the sex act itself. controversial statement to be sure, but i seriously doubt that a ex-husband of christy brinkley's would turn to p 0 r n if he's getting it good at home. why would tony parker sextext to another woman when he's got a top babe like eva? makes no sense, does it? just look at what tiger said about elin, "...you know what they say about sex when you get married." divorce happens way too frequent in the "hot babe/"b" guy" range to say that it is mimicing the national norm.

drew barrymoe/tom green...same deal. i could go on and on with these examples. maybe smok'in hot babes, if good sex is the consideration, aren't the way to go for a long, happy married life? just a theory... Tweet