i did my first flush about ten days ago and couldn't agree with you more on the use of juice to cut the taste of the epsom salts. i used apple and it tasted bitter, but not intolerable. i used fresh-squeezed grapefruit juice with the oil and that went down very easily. and stayed put. :)
congratulations on ridding yourself of your unwanted visitors. i don't fit the profile either, but here we are.