"..memo to all women out there of dating and marrying age: notice the red flags. heed my warning. use your brain. don't date druggies or alcoholics. don't date freaks who have done all the women on the west side of sunset strip. if your guy shows a propinsity to indulge in freaky sex, boot his ass out the door instantly"
Well then, after that rundown, who the frick is left?