Thx for the info, Kristi, but geez, I guess I'm glad that my office is near to the bathroom then!!
If only, if only I could take a month off work, life would be so much easier...
I used to be severely constipated when I was a kid (2 - 3 BMs a week, but only a small quantity of hard stuff), so I guess I probably have a lot of plague inside... bleh.