Your drunk sounds much funnier than mine, and more proof that Vodka may kill bugs. I was thinking about a skinny drunk here who goes in everyone's garbage cans and collects cans. I can't believe he's still alive! He's looked like death warmed over for 20 years.
And, Cracker tobacky. How funny.
I love my new uses for Votka. LOL. I can't wait to tell my Russian friends. I wonder if they know already?