Sheesh

Damn, why do 2/3 automobiles seem to be filled with people with puffy faces, like the Michelin man ?

Don't these freakin chompers realize that it's the un-natural corporate food crap they consume that makes them un-natural in appearance ?

CORPORATE FOOD is anything put out by a corporation having more than about 15 employees, as a foodstuff.

Who the hell on earth would be so stupid as to eat any corporate food ??

Fatten your ass up, and make you dumber than a mis-bred Dachshund runt.

A man who eats well and is drunk every night, will be smarter than one who eats CORPORATE FOOD and drinks no alcohol.