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A Little Commentary
My friend Poolagirl, and project co-creator is not afraid to blog it like it is, Baby! Thought it might resonate.
Date: 4/2/2005 2:48:56 PM ( 19 y ) ... viewed 1190 times Have you ever listened to the side effects at the very end of the commerical? Who in their right mind would want to risk taking that drug?
Side effects may include:
dry mouth
sexual dysfunction
nausea
internal bleeding
diarrhea
gangrene (just kidding)
liver failure
cardiac arrest
boils (just kidding)
skin rash
lymphoma (heard that one this morning)
hallucinations
dangerous levels in blood pressure
memory loss
dizziness
blindness
flatulence
insomnia
respiratory illness
headache
bloating
permanent discoloration of the teeth
muscle cramping
sensitivity to light
etc.
It's enough to make you just want to go out and rustle up a prescription drug for something or other. If your illness doesn't make you sick, perhaps the cure will KILL you!
The directions also tell you to discontinue use if any of these symptoms appear. DUH! Report to your doctor immediately. DUH! That's what most people do after they suffer a heart attack in the street!
And all they wanted was having nice, white toenails again. Sheesh! I wonder what this chicory coffee is going to do to me!
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