My friend Poolagirl, and project co-creator is not afraid to blog it like it is, Baby! Thought it might resonate.

Date:   4/2/2005 2:48:56 PM ( 19 y ago)

Have you ever listened to the side effects at the very end of the commerical? Who in their right mind would want to risk taking that drug?

Side effects may include:

dry mouth

sexual dysfunction

nausea

internal bleeding

diarrhea

gangrene (just kidding)

liver failure

cardiac arrest

boils (just kidding)

skin rash

lymphoma (heard that one this morning)

hallucinations

dangerous levels in blood pressure

memory loss

dizziness

blindness

flatulence

insomnia

respiratory illness

headache

bloating

permanent discoloration of the teeth

muscle cramping

sensitivity to light

etc.

It's enough to make you just want to go out and rustle up a prescription drug for something or other. If your illness doesn't make you sick, perhaps the cure will KILL you!

The directions also tell you to discontinue use if any of these symptoms appear. DUH! Report to your doctor immediately. DUH! That's what most people do after they suffer a heart attack in the street!

And all they wanted was having nice, white toenails again. Sheesh! I wonder what this chicory coffee is going to do to me!




 

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