Just tried Aye's way...

...On the earwigs, spiders, and flies I've noticed around my computer.

I told them to go, and not darken my doorway again.


A fellow was receiving treatment for a toothache from an Amazonian shaman, deep in the jungle.

As the procedure continued, a line of ants came from the corner of the patient's mouth, marched down his chin, neck and arm, and off into the bushes...taking his toothache with them.

You know any Amazonian shamans?

F.