Waging war today

i am off to wallyworld to buy massive amounts of silicone.  the ants have taken over my entire kitchen.  i am going to attempt to barracade myself.  wish me luck.  can you buy MALATHION at wallyworld?  i remember when i was a kid, twice a yr i would spray my room for spiders.  the stuff was so poisonous, i bet you can't even buy it anymore.  never a spider lived in my room.  the crazy things we children of the 70s did.  it reminds me of a Roseanne episode where darlene is smoking and mom and dad are coming, so she puts it in the trash and becky sprays the room heavily with insecticide.  Roseanne inquires and Bec says oh it was a giant spider..., Darlene says yeah, it was humungous!...  roseanne replies..oh good, well i'm glad we're all safe..now all we have to worry about is irreversible chromosome damage.