Re: You wanna know what helped me with MY itching? (EPISIOTOMY SCAR)

LOL!

1) It soaks right in
2) All I gotta do is stand up! My "cheeks" hold it all in!

(Actually, I drop about 9 drops onto a Q-tip and "paint". Then, I put another few drops on the Q-tip (for good measure), put the cotton part "right where I want it", and stand up to "hold it into place", but just for a few seconds. When I squat or sit again to remove said Q-tip, it is literally white again.

Yes, I then throw away the Q-tip!

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot! While standing I make a few choice sounds, like: "Howchee Momma", or, "Oh my Gaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh", or "Ow ow ow ow ow ow owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!" Tweet