I am now picturing Trapper

on the road....cheeks poofed out with a mouthful of oil, body and hair slicked and oily as well, looking a bit like a deranged otter glowing with health and vitality.

Decades going by, people pointing, that's the guy....the one....he's been alive for 160 years...google him ("the Ancient Oilman")and he's on snopes.com as an urban legend.

Shaky film footage aka bigfoot, only BAREfoot....

Oh yes, this could be big all right.