You have brought a ton of details that are correlated with something being a fetus, but are irrelevant to the main point(s) of what makes a person. In this manner your last post is similar to the one you posted above it. You can snow those who think like you (as your Christmas present) under these very minor, negligible details you list, but many people can see the lack of substance.
Descriptive lists and definitions are important but in order to be functional they have to be applied in the proper context. Those who believe in your philosophy have lost sight of the larger picture.
All your friends and family should be happy to have you has their friend for they will not be required to do much for you. It appears that all that is required for them to behave like a person toward you is that they hiccup and have ticklish feet (WOW), from your point of view.