All I've said is..

you remember that pain I was having for a long time?...well I cured it with alternative medicine!

I then shut up.

I found myself lecturing the poor supermarket lady the other day about why Milk Does NOT do a body good. Well, she was interested, but the people behind me in line were decidedly not interested. If she's got the internet, I bet she went home and looked it up.

I have told a lot of people about Oil Pulling, and they truly think I'm nuts.

NO ONE wants to hear about colon cleansing. What is wrong with them, anyway? It's something that can only be told over cocktails.