Qs from an Enema Virgin

The truth is out! I was hoping to avoid being initiated into that club, but it looks like that was exactly what it was: hope. Maybe I'll catch Ali's new toy, joy wave and enema my little heart out (well, probably not the HEART).

I know I have parasites - I've seen the jujubees in the toilet. Lately they've been joined by some garlic clove looking things, as well as the proverbial rice-y pin worms and some corn kernel-y looking things. But that 1.5 inch "J" on my right arm tells me there are some uglies still having innocent romps. Plus I'm itchy all over (LOVE skin brushing and loofahing in the A.M. shower!!)and have little bumps and those periodic worm burns.

BMs are nice and as they should be - light brown and fluffy - but curled up in SKINNY SKINNY streams, so there must not be much of an exit path for them to come through.

• I was just at CVS (chain drugstore like Walgreens). They have disposable pre-filled (saline or mineral oil) enemas by Fleet and hot water bottle/douche/enema bag combos that are NOT clear. Ali -is your bag clear? It was unfilled, right?
• How uncomfortable is it? (That's a HOW MUCH question - not an IF, no? Unless you're Ali, maybe ---- LOL!)
• How long does this thing take? Will I be in the bathroom all at once - or like the SWF and epsoms, sporadically for a constant hour or so?
• When I'm done, will I KNOW I'm done? Will their be any discomfort that will impede my sitting down or sleeping?
• Overall time frame - from loading bag to DONE - runs about ?????

And any other info I might want to know - even if I might not! Please don't be concerned with blowing smoke up my butt, I do want the real skinny, and besides, there's enough stuff up there already and I'm trying to get it OUT!

Thanks y'all -
blessings
blueskyz