To wonderer

wonderer, I agree with you on just one thing, this has ceased to be funny. You have a serious case of confusion. Fortunately, you sound young, so there's time to learn.
First of all, the majority of the posts you received were from MEN, who gave you some very excellent advice, sprinkled with humor. Some of this stuff was so good that if it didn't get to you, it will be very helpful for other readers of this forum. If more women didn't respond, it was perhaps because they felt that you wouldn't listen anyway!
Wether you are ready to hear it or not, to the very great majority of women's sexual enjoyment is intrinsically attached to the security they get from their relationship. The rest is just occasional tune ups. That's the nature of the animal. So this may be a *sexual forum*, but no one can give you 1-2-3 instructions on how to make the motor run. And p 0 r n o g r a p h y is NOT reality. Please understand that!!!!
That you are being told this should not make you angry, it is the reality of life. You can open up your mind and learn or you can choose to stay closed and you will cause yourself and others much pain.
I am not in the church choir not in the twilight zone, and the purpose of this post is not to ridicule you nor to have you blast me. Rather, I as well as every person who has responded to you, (yes,even the funny ones that you didn't think were funny), care. Tweet