Here's one for the Saddam-fanclub.

You know, I mean you anti-Americans (oops, I mean peace-loving Americans. Yeah, right!)

In Full Support of
the War

by Jason Roth

Any "peace" protester who gets in the way of people with jobs, families, and lives needs to be picked up by the hair on their head, handcuffed, and thrown head-first into a jail cell. And if the overcrowded cell should happen to stink from their own blood, sweat, and vomit, hand a few mops to the ACLU and let them clean up the mess.

In San Francisco, "Police in riot gear made at least 1,000 arrests, and the numbers continued to rise into the evening". In Tallahassee, anti-American protester Danielle Geroux said, "It's not like we're burning flags. We just don't want people to die."

Before we deport this **** back to France, someone should ask her where she and the brainless mobs were during the Iraqi invasion of Kuwait.

Or where they were when Amnesty International reported this:

"Victims of torture in Iraq have been subjected to a wide range of forms of torture. The bodies of many of those executed had evident signs of torture, including the gouging out of the eyes, marks of severe beatings and electric shocks to various parts of the body, when returned to their families."
Where were these evil, America-hating bastards when Amnesty reported this:

"In the mid-1990s Iraq introduced judicial punishments such as amputation of hand and foot, branding of forehead and cutting off of the ears..."
Or this:

"Torture victims in Iraq have been blindfolded, stripped of their clothes and suspended from their wrists for long hours. Electric shocks have been used on various parts of their bodies, including the genitals, ears, the tongue and fingers. Victims have described to Amnesty International how they have been beaten with canes, whips, hosepipe or metal rods and how they have been suspended for hours from either a rotating fan in the ceiling or from a horizontal pole often in contorted positions as electric shocks were applied repeatedly on their bodies. Some victims had been forced to watch others, including their own relatives or family members, being tortured in front of them."
Or this:

"Other methods of physical torture described by former victims include the use of Falaqa (beating on the soles of the feet), extinguishing of cigarettes on various parts of the body, extraction of finger nails and toenails and piercing of the hands with an electric drill. Some have been sexually abused and others have had objects, including broken bottles, forced into their anus."
Or this:

"In October 2000 dozens of women suspected of prostitution were beheaded without any judicial process in Baghdad and other cities after they had been arrested and ill-treated. Men suspected of procurement were also beheaded."
Or when a 29-year-old student reported this:

"They attached an electric wire on my penis and the other end of the wire is attached to an electric motor. One security man was hitting my feet with a cable. Electric shocks were applied every few minutes and were increased. I must have been suspended for more than an hour. I lost consciousness."
Where were these mother******(I think ****** means lovers) when this stuff was reported? Maybe they were too busy shopping for Patchouli or getting their lips pierced to protest.

Here's an alternate explanation...