Re: Incorrect! (once again)

"NEVER ONCE HAVE I SAID I WANT ANYONE TO GO TO HELL."

No, that was me reading between the lines. I thought you understood that? You keep accusing me of reading between the lines, and when I actually do it, you completely miss it! Gosh, what's a guy gotta do to get a little disrespect around here?

Let me clarify. You see, the righteous agree with God and His Judgement. True? And you are among the righteous, an avatar of Christ himself, so much as your human frailty allows, anyway -- but definitely among the saved, no? And God wants me to go to Hell for my wickedness -- it's right there in the Bible, somewhere, I'm sure of it. You must have chapter and verse to hand on that one. Stofurz insisted that I'd be screaming "Jesus is Lord!" when Christ finally metes out his judgment against me, but by then, it would be too late. That's pretty plain... I'll be going to hell, and it will be Jesus's choice to send me there. After all, it's His judgment. My opinion doesn't matter one iota at the appointed time, does it?

Besides, were I to go to Heaven, property values would likely decline, and the Republicans -- saved, all -- are terribly conscious about property values. So, it's a fairly safe bet that I won't be joining you at Pearly Gables.

So... You want me to go to Hell. Or do you disagree with the Divine Judgment?

=-John-=