Re: Funny Zealots

No, really, I'm a silver tongued devil. And a Tool of Satan(TM). You even said so on the last part -- twice now. (Judge not...!) I figure I have a right to the first part based on that. Well, that plus a little something I like to call "artistic license".

I wasn't talking about Bush there, Ev, nor did I ever say you thought he was divine. I was talking about Christ. You know, that other cruel, merciless dictator that wants to send me to Hell for an eternity of torture because I don't (will never) agree with YOU and won't fawn all over Him the way you keep insisting I must or else suffer permanent, divine Wrath.

You know the one.

But then we could be talking about that other man you love so very much, George W. Bush, who sat only six rows up from me in the Effective Satanic Toolery Seminar. As I recall, Betelguese took quite a fancy to him. Something about starting a religious war, as I recall, and that he'd never miss his soul. (It's debatable whether or not he ever actually had one... If it weren't such a win-win situation, this whole World War III thing, I'm sure Lucifer would be rather peeved at giving up a wish like that...)

Anyway, fear not. Soon, those heathens, the Nation of Islam, will find their sandy deserts (or is that "just desserts"?) paved over with the green sheen of newly fused, atomic-blasted glass, and the few that remain can be grateful that Unesco considered them good enough to be slaves to the new oil business that George and his buddies will set up.

This is the same George W Bush, by the way, who happily signed into law a little snippet providing protection to all those vaccine manufacturers against any damage that their vaccines cause, and who has done nothing to undo this little oversight that no one will confess to having tacked on.

This is the same George W Bush who wants to flood the immune systems of His Fellow Americans with small pox vaccine, which you seem to continue to post about as your own personal crusade.

Maybe, just maybe, he's not as right about things as you think he is. Certainly, the two of you disagree on this vaccination point, no?

But by God, if he says he's Christian, then that's good enough for you, right?

Bah.

=-John-=