Move it to the "Spirituality Forum" if you want to preach, please.

Otherwise, I have no choice but to treat it like a joke and act accordingly. This is the joke and fun forum, not the "sneakily add a reminder that I, stofurz, am the epitome of all things knowing about the Almighty, and I therefore use a 'joke' as the basis for preaching to you, and it's OK for me to do it, because you are going to Hell if you don't listen to me and it's my responsibility to remind you of this constantly and with much absolute damnation" forum.

=-John-=