*yawn*

And you, stofurz/his wife/TruthSeeker, will be standing at Jesus' right hand, laughing your head off while I'm burning in Hell.

Anything to stay away from you... Actually, Hell wouldn't be complete for me without having you around twenty-four hours a day explaining to me how wrong I've always been, and how it's too late now. Thus, you'll actually be spending all of eternity in Hell with me. Perhaps you won't burn -- your In with Christ is sure to get you air conditioning, at the very least -- but you will be required to forever torment me there. *sigh*

But, um, your post has to be a joke. This is the joke forum. That's what the title of the forum says, and it's 100 per cent accurate. The only thing I can see coming from you, dear stofurz/his wife/TruthSeeker (what a holy trinity this is...), is blatant antagonism entirely intended as reverse psychology. Thus, you're not really a Christian, and you're not really a Bush/USA supporter, either. You're really the opposite, but by going to absurd extremes, you can rally the troops against you, thus supporting your position as an anti-Christian and a Bush/USA hater.

Well done! I applaud your tactics.

=-John-=
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