I have it on good authority that the "sting" of hell lessens a notch or 2 after about 5 or 6 milenia and downgrades to a slightly less torturous temp."He" is a loving Gawd after all.
Now eat your peas son or it's eternal damnation for YOU! Okay tell ya what. I'll have Jessy eat your peas for you but you must admit that he is your savior and then we'll work something out. After he does that for you too, I think i won't require you to kill rabbits for me anymore either. See...I do love you.