Master Cleanse - conspiracy to deceive

I'm not sure why you think anyone would care to take the time to deceive you, but I can assure you that I am not part of any conspiracy. Of course I can't speak for anyone else, but I imagine others here also lead busy lives and have better things to do than pretend to go on a cleanse and post false experiences here. It is unfortunate that you apparently have not had a good experience, but since this is your first and so far only post, it's hard to know what actually happened on your Master-Cleanse (i.e. did you go by the book, are you a big caffeine drinker, etc.)