The problem I foresee

is that unless you shave all this stuff daily you're going to have what the tv ads call "unsightly stubble." Speaking from a womans perspective I would rather feel a mans hairy chest than one with prickly stubble. Although I do love to run my hand over the back of my husband or sons necks the day after they go to the barber and get it buzzed, but maybe I'm just weird.

One more thing about shaving cootiejunior - I totally get why men like womens privates cleanshaven, it makes them look like little girls. BUT reducing a mans Prize Possession to looking like a childs Tinker Toy would not be sexy and if I was chasing a man and caught him and found that he looked like a child down there I would be too creeped out to do anything. Or worse, I might start laughing. (Sorry, I'm a mom.) But what do I know, maybe younger women do think it's incredibly sexy? It does sound more sanitary.

I do admire that you can cut stuff off, shave it and throw alcohol on it without passing out AND THEN discuss it on a public forum. Now THAT's sexy, lol. You are a manly man!