lol... you crack me up!
Why not wear a great outfit like that? Polyester is IN baby, Yowza! haha
Sounds like you got a good thing going.
Although I don't know how much of the smelly thing is the hair's fault... I don't wash the long hair on my head but about twice a week, sometimes thrice, nobody would know unless I tell them. Even if I didn't wash my hair in 4 days, it doesn't have an odor.