move to the deep south as everyone sweats there and there is very little paranoia about BO.
or stay where you are and develop your personality so that it is more noticeable than any of your physical aspects.
You probably have a really bad microbial anti-culture in your intestines, or bad liver/kidneys (as they are supposed to get toxins out of the body by means other than thru the skin).
Cleanse the heck out of your intestines, take some expensive acidophilus, and get on a natural diet (because processed food is full of chemicals that become toxins in your body. the body makes fat to surround the toxins which is why fat people smell bad when they are losing weight. Just bite the bullet and lose all the excess weight and then keep the weight down and the toxins out with a natural diet with little or no processed carbohydrates)