But dahlink, vut if I told you I was a woman ? does that make it all better ?
In that case, your asking me to "be a man" makes me wonder why you poke your big nose into other people's business to the extent that you concern yourself with their gender ?
All roads lead to the conclusion that you are afflicted with chronic isolated hypercyberphilia:
acute or chronic isolated hypercyberphilia - the conscious or subconscious seeking of emotional stimulation furnished from data transmitted to an electronic display device in the absence of another living person, to the extent that that the attraction becomes compulsive, excessive, or otherwise detrimental to one or more other living persons.