"You focussing on a single mineral as opposed to the bigger picture makes you a troll."
Not quite, rather, a troll for other reasons.
"This makes you not just a troll but the king of all trolls that ever lived."
I would be hesitant to confer such an honor and would only do so after much deliberation, so as to be sensitive to and not insult the other trolls of the world.
"That makes you an insider troll."
Insider troll, haha that's funny
"If you step outside of the role of messenger it makes you a troll."