Simple answers to all the world's problems

How to cure ALL diseases?

eat more calories

How to end nuclear proliferation?

eat more calories

How to cure parasite infection?

eat more calories

How to cure global aging infrastructure problems?

eat more calories

How to avoid van allen belt radiation in space travel?

eat more calories

How to become wealthy beyond imagination?

eat more calories

How to avoid logical fallacies in all of your internet rantings?

eat more calories

How many legs has 6 people?

eat more calories

How to annoy every single person in every forum on Curezone?

eat more calories

How to stretch the limits of hypocrisy by telling people to avoid fad diets and then in the next breath recommend they eat 5000 calories of just fruit?

eat more calories

How to further stretch said limits of hypocrisy by quoting AMA propaganda in your internet rantings and then in the next breath recommend eating 5000 calories of fruit?

eat more calories

How to get kicked off of forums for annoying people with calorie augmentation theory and then beg to be reinstated back into forums because you've changed and then go back to your original plan of harassing people with calorie augmentation theory?

eat more calories?

How to worship two australian nutcases with every post on curezone?

eat more calories

How to destroy your own mind and sanity and induce obsessive dietary thoughts?

eat more calories (from fruit)

How to respond to every single post on curezone and truly believe that eating more calories will be the answer (and especially target new people who don't know how annoying you are and that you were already banned from posting)?

eat more calories

How to greatly raise the odds that you will soon be banned from curezone entirely ?????????????????????