People on a Protozoa forum were asking what to do to make sure their food is safe. I told them eat whatever they want so long as their immune system is running. I also hinted that I do not wash my produce and eat my lettuce with the dirt still on it.
Of course what I didn't tell them was that microscopic organisms exist outside the range of human perception and therefore are subject to quantum interference patterns of observation. In other words, just like atoms, protons and molecules, they actually exist in a wave state as pure information and are only objectified or manifested as "particle" form by the relentless power of subconscious belief and paranoid germaphobia.