"Awww, he has his father's shitty adrenal glands and maladaptive traits when it comes to stress. How precious!"
This AF thing certainly puts a new spin on dating. I want to know how every one of the girl's family members deals with stress, for sure.
"Hi, nice to meet you all. Wow, the gang's all here. By the way, I know Sally and I just started dating, but I've taken the trouble to bring these test tubes over for a little experiment. We're all going to sit in this room for the next 16 hours while each of you spits into one of these tubes. How does that sound?"