Sorry to ask you this but it is quite pertinent to my answering you or not:
Are you really the "number" anonymous person Hv banned from his forum?
I paste here your message aswering someone in the Hv post on the Webmaster´s forum:
"You recently banned a "number person" on your private forum with this explanation:....." (quote from the person you´re answering to)
Ya, but I have the distinction of having been the first one banned from the Hv forum !! It was cuz I wrote that sugar isn't hygroscopic. Bahahahaha !! (your answer)
If you are that person, which I doubt because your styles differ sooooo much, I can go on answering. But if you´re not, either you´re not very skilled in choosing your jokes or you are a troll and just in it to create havock. So which are you? Or maybe even a different one? Pray tell!