Maybe that explains what happened to all of my silver fillings - they just atomized out of there along with all that healthy mercury.
Talk about your high PPM - I once swallowed a silver quarter when I was but a mere kid. It eventually came out intact, if a bit darker. But I don't recall having a single cold or viral infection during the days it was inside me.
Maybe that explains why Dubya Bush has been pretty healthy - after all, Texas Ex-Guv Anne Richards said he was "born with a silver foot in his mouth".