Leave grandma out of this!

Well, the cooties and funny smell parts are true (which reminds me, time for my weekly shower again) - but no need to bring grandma into this.  Besides, she is getting on in years and can scarcely get those combat boots on any more.  I would help her, but the bunions and carbuncles and such gross me out.

Heck, the poor dear has a problem just getting into her slippers these days . . .

Now there is some animal abuse for ya!.  I guess there goes another alert.