Finally! I'm not crazy after all! i just found it on my toilet paper. It's so small I can barely see it but I thought I'd check it out with my 14x magnifier and realized that at last I've found one!
In all my searching, I have never seen anything like this!
It's MAYBE 1/8 inch long, off white sort of yellowish. It has a slightly rounded head and it looks like it has sort of protrusions on each side in the middle of the body. The most unusual thing tho is that it has what would appear to be a pincher on the posterior end!