I guess the Federal Reserve is just a fantasy? Your analogy is much like there is a lot of difference between the good cop and the bad cop. But what the truly "dumbed down" miss is that they report to the same place.
Watch the handing out of demeaning labels . They may come back and smack you like a horde of boomerangs.
DING
BTW the earth is round. Just getting you caught up. ;-)