I actually envy your Aqua-6 generator. A moped with no less than 15 gear functions is a real winner… and one never gets bored!
You mentioned the ear thing and I think the Aqua-6 is probably a better unit to help with my left ear tinnitus…
Almost better than all that would be a spa ozonater... a combination of health and relaxing pleasure!
As for being an outcast… aren’t we all?!
Additionally, your screen name original character was an outlaw… and I suspect that anyone who lives so close to the Tesla labs, must also have an alien ship in the backyard!!!