Re: Having trouble performing enema (water leaking out, cramps, etc.)

Lol, awesome! Thanks for replying so fast and clearing it all up for me.

coffee enemas sound really amazing because apparently the results are instant (as soon as you actually get all the coffee in there), unlike the olive oil (a.k.a. Hulda Clark ) flushes which require 8 hours of fasting, then drinking the oil and going straight to bed, and finally getting some results and bile flushing the next morning.

And from all the testimonies I've read in the archives, it seems that (for some people with somewhat weak constitutions) the olive oil flushing can make you feel really sick on the night you drink it and totally worn out the next day, while coffee enemas immediately make people feel more relaxed and energized. It's pretty miraculous that God designed our bodies so that we could flush out and heal our liver so easily just by pouring some coffee into our colon. But I'll refrain from preaching on it too much until I see it work for me.

I actually tried the Hulda Clark flush and later Dr. Schulze 's 5-Day Liver Detox (plus Schulze's bowel detox program at the same time), and neither gave me any results. I think I ought to try it with a lot more olive oil (e.g. the 1-pint flush).

By the way, a couple questions for you:

I assume you got into natural healing/liver flushing/ coffee enemas because you had health problems (isn't this the case for all of us?). Did your symptoms improve dramatically right away when you started the coffee enemas, or did it take many months, or years, or has it not totally solved everything? When people say they've been trying a natural healing technique for years, it kinda makes me worried that it's not effective enough, because no one wants to wait years to get well.

Also do you believe in Jesus, the Son (and one of the three forms) of God as revealed in the Bible, or do you believe in some other sort of personal God? Just gotta wonder what people mean exactly when they talk about God.

Aight, cool stuff. This is a cool site too but I wish it were more active. 6933 users online? Yeah right. Where are all the posts?? Tweet