Moreless’s Ten Commandments

Moreless’s Ten Commandments

1.       You shall not have any other Moderators before me.

2.       You shall not make for yourself another protocol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.

 

You shall not bow to or follow another; for I the Moderator of your Forum am a jealous Moderator, punishing participants for their iniquity, to the third and the fourth generation of those who reject me, but showing steadfast love to the thousandth generation of those who love me and keep my commandments.

 

3.       You shall not make wrongful use of the my protocol,  for I  The Moreless will not acquit anyone who misuses my protocol.

 

4.       Remember the refractometer and keep it holy.

For six days you shall labour in the garden in order to produce high brix foods.

But the seventh day is a testimonial  day to my forum; you shall not do anything but tell your successful testimony —you, your son or your daughter, your male or female slave, your livestock, or the alien resident in your towns.

For in six days  I The Moreless made the forum, the protocol, and all that is in them, but refractometered the produce the seventh day; therefore I The Moreless blessed the refractometer day and consecrated it.

5. Honor Me The  Moreless,  JustinL, LD Di,  Refreshed, #53126, #20928,  and my other followers,  so that your days may be long in the forum that I The Morelessis freely giving you.

6. You shall not consume NPN.

7. You shall not skip your alkalizing bath.

8. You shall not use the forum for social networking or for  promotion of any product, unless it be pickling lime, blackstrap molasses,  or a high quality kelp.      

9. You shall not bear false witness against me The Moreless. 

10.  You shall not covet my successful  testimonies; you shall not covet my superior knowledge that God has personally came down and delivered to me, ormy forum slaves, or ox, or donkey, or anything that belongs to me The Moreless.