What is more upseting is that he/she thinks that you should give him/her a private crash course in all of this. He/she has no clue how much reading and study has to be done to understand. ML, you couldn't make a post long enough to explain everything he/she needs to know to prove what is being asked.
I wouldn't/couldn't do it and I'm wanting so much to cheer him/her on to study with us.