Funny how those with prejudices always seem to make such "some of my best friends are XXXX" comments. I bet those gay friends of yours love to sit around the campfire with you singing Kumbayah and having a knee-slapping riot of a good time while you discuss fudge-packing and taking it up the poop shoot.
Hey, why don't you just go back to the Webmaster and promise to behave yourself and come back as a legal member with a single legal ID - and then behave yourself accordingly?
THEN this old sourpuss who laughs and smiles most of the livelong day would gladly lighten up.