Oh now, don't get your skivvies in a wad - she wasn't referring to you when she said "your spoonfed history"! Getting tetchy in our old age are we? Besides I have it on good authority that you are on a grain-fed liquid diet, not a spoon fed history diet.
Now, your crabbiness aside, why would you want to leave? Just cause we don't bite each other as much over here does not mean we mind letting ol' dogs hang out with us. Mind that you might have to be dipped to get rid of the fleas, but no vaccinations, I promise (just don't get too rabid on us!).