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Yes, and in order to shut down the cell-phone industry, all I need to do is to sell dime bags. Dime bags of popcorn that is. Like a mini version of Jiffy-Pop, for people who are on-the-go to affix to the antenna of their cellphone, chat away, and in just a few seconds enjoy the exhilirating taste experience of a couple mouthfuls of hot buttered popcorn. Wanna be my first customer ? I promise I'll put a label on it.

That'd sure make some people think twice before putting those little cookers up to their ear.