I'm ecstatic to not be counted among 08' "stimulus" recipients

Here is a timely gift pack for the not-so-ecstatic during these times of fiscally downward woe and the attendant moping angst therein; a healthy alternative to green goop in a can or plastic bottle. Includes bonus cheese, crackers & fruit for those not yet accustomed to stooping to the more overt forms of wellfare services dispensing government-surplus cheese, checks, crackers and more coming soon to mail boxes and or street corners near you. .