This thread you reminded me of a fellow I once knew

There was this fellow that had his mouth wired shut for some reason or other. He was instructed to take all nourishment by enemas until he returned to the dr. A couple of weeks later he was sitting in the dr's waiting room and was lightly bouncing up and down. Dr asked him later if he was nervous while waiting and the man said no, that he was simply chewing gum while waiting. Tweet