omgod, Woman! My side hurtS~!!!!!! from laughing so hard! Thank you for sharing this. I needed that kind of laugh today.
I have tried to come up with a story and they are all boring...especially compared to yours! Ironically though, I have had the "alcohol/promiscuity theme" and yet my experiences just did not (that I recall) have the excitement yours or the others have had.
I want to say thanks for posting these though. Too great!